Jason Monastra

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Ultimate Blond Joke

A blond woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports
car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blond.
The blond cop asked to see the blond driver’s license. She dug
through
her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

“What does it look like?” she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, “It’s rectangular and it has your picture
on
it.”

The driver finally found a rectangular mirror in her purse, looked
at
it and handed it to the policewoman.

“Here it is,” she said.

The blond officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
“Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”