Jason Monastra

My life and thoughts out on the web

ROBBERY
 
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given
the money, he turns to a customer and asks, “Did you see me rob this
bank?”    the man replied, “Yes sir, I did.” The robber then shot him in the temple,
killing him instantly.
 
He then turned to a couple standing next in line and asked
the man, “Did you see me rob this bank?”  The man replied, “No sir, I
didn’t, but my wife did.”