Jason Monastra

My life and thoughts out on the web

As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.  For example, my internist referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous.
She’s beautiful; big boobs, great figure and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why and she said, ‘Because I’m trying to examine you.’